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Thursday, September 18, 2008

With Washington shut down, the professional reporters at Driving Change have been moonlighting covering the conventions. Here are some of their convention headlines from the past two weeks:

Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Michelle Obama Says She's Just Like Us!

Boy, You've Got To Do Better Than That

Wednesday, August 27th
Hillary Tells Supporters: "Don't Look Back. Keep Going!"
To What? 2012?

Thursday, August 28th
Biden Gives Up Delaware Senate Seat to Move Back to Pennsylvania
"I Missed My Hometown of Scranton So Much, Win or Lose, It's Worth It"
Denies It's Like Cheney Moving Back to Wyoming in 2000
"Heck, I'm Giving Up a Senate Seat. Isn't That Smarte...Whoa, Wait a Second..."

Friday, August 29th
Good Speech Overshadowed As Obama Forgets Martin Luther King's Name

Saturday, August 30th
Liberal Slur: McCain Chose Palin Because She Has Breasts!
Hardly. Have You Ever Seen McCain In A Swimsuit?

Tuesday, September 2nd
Republican Conventioneers Celebrate As Bush, Cheney Speeches Wiped Out by Gustav
Survival of New Orleans Considered a "Bonus"

Wednesday, September 3rd
Lieberman Endorses Palin, Then Meets Her
"I'd Do The Same For Mrs. Butterworth"

Someone Revives Thompson
Proves He Can Act by Acting Human

Thursday, September 4th
Investigation Reveals Palin Has PhD in Demographics
Her Research Shows That More Americans Live in Small Towns Than Previously Thought

Friday, September 5th
McCain Defends Community Organizers From Palin Broadside
Encourages Americans To Go Out and Help Somebody
Palin: "It Almost Made Me Barf"

McCain Also Names Three Pitiful Citizens
No Program Addressed To Them, Just Felt Americans Should Know Who They Are

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9 Comments:

  • folks, please, stick to your day jobs

    as sensitive as things are these days, your attempt at humor might do more harm than good

    By Anonymous Anonymous, At September 18, 2008 at 5:46 PM  

  • عند اختيار قطع الأثاث المُناسبة وقبل البدء بتصميم القطع وتنسيق مواقعها يُفضّل اختيار نمط تصميمي موحد لكافة أرجاء المنزل، بحيث يكون الأثاث في كلّ غرفة أو منطقة متناسقة مع باقي الغرف والمناطق في المنزل، إذ يُفضّل أن يكون كامل أثاث المنزل بكلّ غرفه على النمط الكلاسيكي أو النمط الحديث على سبيل المثال، ممّا يجعل التصميم مُريح للرؤية، ولا يشعر الشخص بالفوضى من كثرة أنماط التصميم، كما أنّ ذلك يُتيح نقل قطع الأثاث من مكان إلى آخر، أي يُمكن استخدام قطع أثاث غرفة المعيشة في غُرفة النوم.

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    تجنب وضع الأثاث بطريقة تحول دون توزيع الإضاءة في الغرفة بشكل جيد. التنويع في ترتيب الأثاث ما بين القطع الكبيرة والصغيرة، وتجنّب وضع القطع ذات المساحة الواحدة في جهة واحدة من الغرفة. تجنب ترتيب الأثاث بطريقة تعكس صغر مساحة الغرفة مثل وضع الأثاث أمام النوافذ. تجنّب وضع السرير تحت مروحة السقف بطريقة مباشرة، أو على مقربة من الحافة السفلية للسقف المائل. يجبُ ترك عدة سنتيمترات بين الحائط والأثاث عند ترتيبه، حيثُ يزيد ذلك من مساحة الغرفة على عكس المعتقدات السائدة، وفي حال كانت الغرفة كبيرة الحجم يُمكن وضع الأثاث في منتصف الغرفة وترك عدّة أمتار بينه وبين الحائط

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