Better World Club

Friday, March 27, 2009

Save Up To 100% Off Your Next Renewal

By Encouraging Your Friends To Join Better World Club!

After All, You've Given Your Friends So Much. Isn't It Time They Gave Back?

(That's Right, Scott Zelenka of Portland, OR. We're Still Waiting for You to Return Our Hedge Trimmers)

Better World Club members are attractive, intelligent, extremely hygenic, model citizens. Isn't it a shame that more people can't be like them? It's not just a dream. You can make it happen! Here's how:

Each time a BWC member persuades a friend, family member, cellmate (Ed. note: we mean the phone, I think), to join, that member will receive 25% off his or her next renewal. Refer four new members, and you'll receive 100% off your next renewal!

The process is so simple, even a global warming denier can do it! For now, just call Customer Service when you're ready to renew your membership. (Soon, you won't even have to call Customer Service: the discount will be automatically applied when you renew on the Member Site.) New members who are referred by existing BWC members need simply to call or email us after they join and let us know who referred them. We'll take care of the rest.

We know what you're thinking: "Gosh, I'll refer all the guys from my court-ordered civics class and I'll have free renewals forever!" Sorry, these referrals don't apply "forever". Four referrals gets a member the maximum: 100% off their next renewal (although we are sure that our members aren't selfish enough to stop at four). The discount applies to the primary member's renewal fee. (What, your associates want to refer other associates? Sorry, it just makes the whole thing too complicated.)

So that's the referral program: 25% off your primary renewal fee for each referral, up to a free primary membership. Questions? Concerns? Just feel like chatting? Feel free to give us a call at 866-238-1137. (Ed. note: just learned that "cellmate" didn't refer to phones. Uh-oh.)

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